Saturday, September 03, 2005

Line down again....

Paparaaapa : *Dialing the streamyass help line*, *press 2, press 1, press 3*
Streamyass : *All our technical is currently busy, please on hold, Thank you.."
Paparaaapa : *My ass ah..busy...*
Streamyass : Hello, Streamyass here may i help you?
Paparaaapa : Yes, i am mr.Lee here and i will like to make a complain.
Streamyass : can i have your user name please?
Paparaaapa : *username*
Streamyass : may i know register under whois name?
Paparaaapa : *giving name* who else wan to call your complain line woh...
Streamyass : what is your problem?
Paparaaapa : my streamyx line is not stable...bla..bla..bla..
Streamyass : Please check that your DSL line is stable or not...
Paparaaapa : Check before i call liaw...
Streamyass : Please by pass the splitter and try direct connection...
Paparaaapa : hello miss, i did all the stuff oledi, and i hope you will not asking me all this dummy question...ok? and will you please just generate a report number for me? asking them to check my port problem?
Streamyass : ......
Streamyass : hold on, i will generate a report for you, you sure you try everything?
Paparaaapa : YES!!!!
Streamyass : thank you
Paparaaapa : Thank you too...
Streamyass : *putting a lousy and bored music, irritating me*
Paparaaapa : *hold my breath and hope i will not faint before getting the report number*
Streamyass : thanks for holding sir, your service number is xxxxxx
Paparaaapa : Oh...thank you, bye bye...
Streamyass : what other thing can i help you sir......?
Paparaaapa : tut...tut...tut....
Streamyass : sir...?
Paparaaapa : tut...tut......tut..tut*hang up phone liaw*

and then just pass an hour i make the complain, my DSL line is stable and good to go for my streamyass line..oh yeah...

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