Cuci Computer...

Early in the morning....
Paparaaapa : "What can we help you madam?"

Ah Soh : "Sure, eh can you help me check my pc or not? Lochong cannot open."

Paparaaapa : "What do you mean?"

Ah Soh : "My son said lots of the application in the pc cannot executed and sipei-ban(damn slow), if possible can you please "cuci" it also?"

Paparaaapa : " I see, probably getting spyware or ad-ware lah."

Ah Soh : "I donno nowaday pc even kena water still ok woh, high-tech ho?"

Paparaaapa : "Aunty ah, we actually doing the reformattion for your pc, nothing to do with the washing using sabun...ok?"

Ah Soh : "Is it? Oh..all the while i get the wrong idea lah?"

Paparaaapa : "abathen?"

Ah Soh : "Can you add something so the spaiware or tupperware will not affect my pc?"

Paparaaapa : "It is spyware and adware, just telling your son don browse porn site or others 18SX site, and don click on the pop-up."

Ah Soh : "Porn site huh?! that kid is going to die, telling me wan to do project?! and asking me installing streamyass connection!"

Paparaaapa : "ehm....er...ah soh, i think tomolo you can pick up your pc liaw.Thank you!"

Ah Soh : *Mumbling*....