Tuesday, September 13, 2005

手机狂人的15种表现 15Handphone Addictor Sickness

手机狂人的15种表现 15Handphone Addictor Sickness you will see

  1.看到按钮状的东西习惯用拇指去按。
1.Whenever they see something with "button" look they will give a thumb to press it.

  2.听收音机有杂音的时候会说,此处网络不好。
2.Whenever the radio keep receiving noise, one will say the network is not good.

  3.听到好听的声音有种把它当做自己铃声的冲动。
3.Once they heard a nice song, they will having an excitement to keep as a ringtone.

  4.想拍照时,首先想到的工具不是照相机而是百万像素的手机。
4.When they thought of taking photo, first thing is mind is Camera phone, but not Camera.

  5.在家看电视的时候电话响起,随手拿起的不是听筒而是把遥控器放在耳边。
5.While watching the TV and the phone rang, the thing they put near one ear is remote
control but not normal phone.(Remote control got button).

  6.坐公交车售票员查票的时候,会举着月票说,我包月了。
6.When trip on bus and the bus conductor ask for ticket one will say they paid it monthly.

  7.疯狂参加一切可以发送手机短信的节目。
7.Will join any competition as long as it regard to SMS.

  8.对于标有ON 、OFF的开关都会长按3秒。
8.Everything that show ON, OFF button, one will hold it for 3 seconds for shut down or on.

  9.偶像变成短信写手、彩铃制作人。而不是周杰伦、S.H.E。
9.Their idols are Super-fast SMS key in people, or Ringtones creator.But not Jay Chow or
S.H.E.

  10.出门在外手机没电,无论在任何环境地点,都会有种身处一个与世隔绝的荒岛的感觉。
10.Whenever one phone is low battery or no battery, they will feel that they are live alone
in this world, something look like "Cast Away".

  11.想找某个人,就算此人在你的隔壁、楼下,甚至同一个屋子里也会发短信告知。
11.Even the people that you look for is downstair, nextdoor, even in same house one will
still SMS them that one is looking for them.

  12.每月的薪水有35%以上都投资给运营商。
12.35 % of the salary spend on communication devices or services.

  13.可以一日不吃饭,不可一日无短信。
13.Possible to not taking any food one day, but in hell for not SMS a day.

  14.鄙视仍然没有使用彩铃的人。
14.Look down to those who doesn't have colour screen phone or polyphonic tones.

  15.拥有多部不同型号、性能、颜色的手机,不同的心情、天气、衣服搭配不同的手机。
15.Have lots of model of phones, brands, colours to suit the atmosphere or fashion.


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