When you get hungry..everything come in handy

Orange Marmalade....orange taste of cos lah...before rape.....
ehm.....orange marmalade, after rape...and undress...hehehe

Same thing, butter...before raping also...
Butter....after raped...ow...almost empty...

yeah, it is true that when i get hungry everything really come in handy, of cos i did not ate this junk only, but with the biskuit as paste on it.

Nothing special...just Kolomee

Closer Look for Kolomee...everyone see before, that's why i said nothing special ler....
But hell....the price is dam special....RM4.00, yeah...it is true, i don lie else you come and see me i show you the way loh...

Boss...got hair in your mee one

Nite time after we settle down all the thing in our shop and in Forever, we turn to HuiSing hawker center to take some supper...time to settle my meal also.

Paparaaaapa : "Tauke, Kyociap mee one bowl!"

Uncle Mee : " Eng sai, bo su bo su."

Paparaaapa : "Eh...what do u wan to eat?"

Princess : "Cincai lah..."

Paparaaapa : "Tauke...one more!"

Princess : "......."

After 10 minutes, The kyociap mee was served.We eat and eat and eat until cannot recognise myself then i found out....

Princess : "Arg!!! Got hair on my mee!!!"

Paparaaapa : "where got??"

Princess pointed to me

Paparaaapa : "Wah!!!shock ho! really kena ler you, yet you lucky loh!"

Princess : "WTF lah you....where got lucky?!!!"

Paparaaapa : " Lucky enuf loh, what do u think if u got a curly hair?"

Princess : "Go hit walla lah you!! Let's go now..no mood to eat!"

Paparaaapa : "Before i go, i snap a photo of this award...."

Princess : "Go liaw lah...."

Paparaaapa : "okay okay....right away madam!"

Saddad, lot of food not with a sad dad

This is the menu from Saddad restoran.
Our table number, 69...hehe a kinky number after all....i am very sorry i only have 2 photos to publish here, cos my handphone was low battery. But i will promise to return to this restoran and snap some photo for you to see...

Haunted Toilet

Scary ler....imagine if there is a head in the toilet bowl staying at you...wah song ho? This is Petanak toilet, it was quite scary...since the Petanak Market is not full at the afternoon.

The ceiling were more scary, i feel like Hong Kong ghost story style layout, or the scene....yet the environment is cool...

Try to guess the last picture that i took...yeah the ceiling, if i install photoshop on my computer sure i will cut a ghost and paste it there...hehehe...

Tmnut Streamyass really suck....

This is how streamyass make money with their super-lau-yar service, this is what i experinced let me show you the way.

Paparaaapa : *press 1300-88-9515*, *press2, press1, press1*

Operator : "Tmnut Streamyass, how may i help you?"

Paparaaapa : "Can you please help me to check whether my line is active or not?"

Operator : "Can i have you username?"

Paparaaapa : *Give username*

Operator : "Can i have know who is this account register to?"

Paparaaapa : *Give my own name*, "er...can you ask one go? i mean ask me what ever you wan to know, ok?"

Operator : "Thank you sir, and what is your question sir?"

Paparaaapa : " CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME TO CHECK WHETHER MY LINE ACTIVE OR NOT?"

Operator : "Please hold on call for a minute.Thanks."

Phone : *playing music to killing me*

Paparaaapa : "What the huak lah, one minute so long one? Go to China to check is it?!"

Operator : "Hello sir, i am afraid your account is suspended."

Paparaaapa : "Not your account ler? why afraid to tell me so woh? sian...what i sthe balance that i need to pay?"

Operator : "It is RM198."

Paparaaapa : " If i am not continue to pay you and i cannot use right? will you still continue to charge me for the bill?"

Operator : "Yes sir, we will charge you the following month even you cannot access internet, or your account is suspended."

Paparaaapa : "Like that also can ah? i cannot surf internet and i cannot check my email becos your deleted my account and you still charge me??!"

Operator : "Yes sir!"

Paparaaapa : "No wonder Tmnut can offer so many dummy to answer the phone....."

Operator : "Hey you! what did you just said?!"

Paparaaapa : *Hang up phone*

Operator : "I know your name!"

Fone : *Tut tut tut tut tut.....*

Yeah that is how to make money, irritating right? They charge us on international price but their service are like pasar malam service...what the huak!?!?!!

Conclusion :
Tmnut Charge--------->International Price
Tmnut Service--------->Pasar Malam Service (Bo-Liang-Bo-juak)

Vegetarian...better pure vegetarian

Early this morning, around 7am something, taking my breakfast with my Princess...

Paparaaapa : "Oink...what you wan?"

Princess : "Er....just get me Bak Kut Teh ler..."

Paparaaapa : "Consider it done!(play too much Red-Alert)."

I order the Bak-Kut-Teh for her and a Laksa, suddenly i saw this..
Vegetarian Food (素食)

I really fetup with this kind of people, i mean those who call themself vegetarian. If they really take all vege then okay, but why in hell they wan to create some non-sense thing as 素食肉,Vegetarian Meat. That's mean they wan to fulfill their needs for meat, what is the different on not taking it and did? If you wan meat go ahead and get it lah, why so pretend ler? Bored of this kind of people lah, furthermore some of them where religion influnce so they couldn't able to took meaty thing or anything that regard to "life" thing. Because they thought the animal will die because of their need for meat, so they will feel guilty. But, for me i think if you really don't wan to took meat, you have to do it completely on your physical and logical thoughts lah....

If they think they can just eat Vegetable to tell everyone that they are not killing anyone for thier food, but sorry man...they are wrong too. The Vegetable, fruit still consider a "life" form, they breed, they grow and they die. Man..if you think you eat meat and you will cause some life form to die, i think you just take "air", "cemen" or "water" to "live" lah...

Think about it man, we have to be pure in heart and take vegetarian as a mind thought...don take the fake meat, but if you go for health. No problem to have the vegetarian fruit like salad or anything fruits mashed, but just no about the fake thing to convince yourself on your desires..

Paparaaapa : "Uwahh..here laksa also very nice ho?"

Princess : "Eat lah you, talk so much..."

Paparaaapa : "My mouth ler...cannot hia? beat me loh."

Princess : "You wait and see loh."

Paparaaapa : "*gulp*Sorry, sorry...beribu-ribu ampun liaw, mai ah neh la..sorry lo."

Princess : "Apologize not accepted..."

I will be in hell the whole day i think....don know what will come up to me..

Very Local Made Hotdog Mee

A very local made hotdog mee right? Fried egg, Kai-Lan vegetable, Hotdog and the chili sauce that added.
The price that i measure myself was around MYR2.00, but if i make a price to sell it, it probably around MYR3.50. Yeah, by the way...it was "cooked" by my Princess...., priceless.

Sony Playstation 2 Advertisement

The wall full of button, the well known Playstation button, circle, square, triangle and close.

The bus top wall is line up as a wall.

Hardly to tell right if you don walk close enuf to take a look or just press the button.

Petronas Cash Coupon

Petronas cash coupon that i got it from HP, i donno nowaday if we bought thing from HP we also received cash coupon also, song ho? This is only for those who purchased more than MYR1000 above then they can have this coupon, i got MYR10.00 for 5 pieces, mean i got MYR50.00 loh, haha..

Imported Coca-Cola

Korean style of Coca-Cola...Slim and Light.


A very sexy look of Coca-Cola...girl if you drink this, you will look like her...hahaha..It cost MYR 7.90

再说一次 我爱你- Say i love you once more

ANDY LAU
记得　那天　你坐在我的面前
你的意愿很明显　等我的表现
我说　改天　等我有足够时间
我一定给你一次完美　爱情的宣言

多想　抓紧每一瞬间
只怕故事已是昨天
才明白　忽略是我最大的缺陷

我真的　好想　再说一次　我爱你
我愿意放弃所有一切　只为换回你
如果　时间　能够为你而倒流
真的好想牵着你的双手　再说一次　我爱你

回忆　已经　没有你在我面前
看什么也会感到厌倦　我闭上双眼

多想　两个人盖一张被
一同刷牙　一同洗脸
才明白　错把机会　借给了明天

我真的　好想　再说一次　我爱你
我愿意放弃所有一切　只为换回你
逃避　原来　不是面对的道理
看清自己种下的可惜　重复后悔的延续

喔　我真的　好想　再说一次　我爱你
我愿意放弃所有一切　只为换回你
如果　时间　能够为你而倒流
真的好想牵着你的双手　再说一次　我爱你

Troublesome People...

Customer #1 : "Eh, can you help me check this printer or not?"

Paparaaapa : "Bringing printer enuf liaw, WTH you bring the computer together?"

Customer #1 : "My computer got problem also when boot up."

Paparaaapa : *get the printer and testing it*"Morpheus, check their pc."

Paparaaapa : "No need to cure liaw, you using too much of compatible ink, and the ink head is stuck and spoiled."

Customer #1 : "Ha!How come?! how much to replace?"

Paparaaapa : "You better buy a new printer instead of getting a new ink head."

Customer #2 : "So how we don have printer to print?"

Morpheus : "Boss, pc nothing wrong just the windows was modify by the register tweaker."

Paparaaapa : "You heard it, your pc ok."

Customer #1 : "Eh, then you help me to print? ok, cos my computer is here also."

*All the while they need us to print for them*

Paparaaapa : "Morpheus, on it and print their thing"

Customer #2 : "Oi, here is the notebook, please copy this file to that computer and print it out also, quick."

Morpheus : "Boss, they are overshit(过分) liaw..."

Paparaaapa : "Just do it."

Customer #1 : "Come on, we have to submit it liaw you know?!"*keep mumbling*

*After 10 Minutes, the printing jobs is finish as well as the damn transferation of file*

Customer #1 : "How much ah?"

Paparaaapa : *counting the pages*"ehm...total pages is 240, so the price is MYR120."

Customer #2 : " Na beh, you think you chop head ha?! So expensive ah?"

Paparaaapa : "You go to cybercafe it will took you MYR1.00 per pages dude, yet heer we provide you checking of your computer and printer, summore we use our power source for you valueable pc to boot up at here, and thank you for MYR120."

Customer #1 : ".......yeah ho...okay, we deserve to pay."

Paparaaapa : "Thank you, and please come again."*Muahahahahaha*

This fellow have been turn up here most of the time and all the time print Pa-Wang-Chan(霸王餐), so this time i wan to kena them Kaw-Kaw...teach them a lesson. You think you fierce only ah? I will be more fierce than you, everyday i go war and kill people.(Currently play Brother In Arm)

手机狂人的15种表现 15Handphone Addictor Sickness

手机狂人的15种表现 15Handphone Addictor Sickness you will see

　　1.看到按钮状的东西习惯用拇指去按。
1.Whenever they see something with "button" look they will give a thumb to press it.

　　2.听收音机有杂音的时候会说，此处网络不好。
2.Whenever the radio keep receiving noise, one will say the network is not good.

　　3.听到好听的声音有种把它当做自己铃声的冲动。
3.Once they heard a nice song, they will having an excitement to keep as a ringtone.

　　4.想拍照时，首先想到的工具不是照相机而是百万像素的手机。
4.When they thought of taking photo, first thing is mind is Camera phone, but not Camera.

　　5.在家看电视的时候电话响起，随手拿起的不是听筒而是把遥控器放在耳边。
5.While watching the TV and the phone rang, the thing they put near one ear is remote
control but not normal phone.(Remote control got button).

　　6.坐公交车售票员查票的时候，会举着月票说，我包月了。
6.When trip on bus and the bus conductor ask for ticket one will say they paid it monthly.

　　7.疯狂参加一切可以发送手机短信的节目。
7.Will join any competition as long as it regard to SMS.

　　8.对于标有ON 、OFF的开关都会长按3秒。
8.Everything that show ON, OFF button, one will hold it for 3 seconds for shut down or on.

　　9.偶像变成短信写手、彩铃制作人。而不是周杰伦、S.H.E。
9.Their idols are Super-fast SMS key in people, or Ringtones creator.But not Jay Chow or
S.H.E.

　　10.出门在外手机没电，无论在任何环境地点，都会有种身处一个与世隔绝的荒岛的感觉。
10.Whenever one phone is low battery or no battery, they will feel that they are live alone
in this world, something look like "Cast Away".

　　11.想找某个人，就算此人在你的隔壁、楼下，甚至同一个屋子里也会发短信告知。
11.Even the people that you look for is downstair, nextdoor, even in same house one will
still SMS them that one is looking for them.

　　12.每月的薪水有35％以上都投资给运营商。
12.35 % of the salary spend on communication devices or services.

　　13.可以一日不吃饭，不可一日无短信。
13.Possible to not taking any food one day, but in hell for not SMS a day.

　　14.鄙视仍然没有使用彩铃的人。
14.Look down to those who doesn't have colour screen phone or polyphonic tones.

　　15.拥有多部不同型号、性能、颜色的手机，不同的心情、天气、衣服搭配不同的手机。
15.Have lots of model of phones, brands, colours to suit the atmosphere or fashion.

Meaning of "special"...

Tabuan Jaya Market, every now and then full of crowd. I like the "laksa" there and today is sunday, shining sunday...early 7am i arrived there, with my sister and Princess.

Paparaaapa : " Wah, song ah...the air so fresh ho? Not many people around...haha."

Arrived at the market liaw.

Paparaaapa : " Wah, why people-mountain-people-sea(人山人海) one! tot we are the few early bird liaw...sian."

Sister : " Abathen? you call this early ah? this is late loh!"

Princess : " Yeah loh, 3am you come here then that's early lah...7pm..kee siao."

Paparaaapa : *trying to be white-crazy(白痴)* "Eh...where is that famous Laksa stall liaw?"

Sister & Princess : "Buy vege first, eat later lah...so kin tio one, cannot wait ha?"

Paparaaapa : " Wonder ho, this early also got lenglui come out also ho? where is my camera ha? i wan to snap my laksa foto."

Princess : " I left it at home just now, i know you will did this crazy stuff and keep snap here and there..."

Paparaaapa : "WTFMKL..."

At fish stall...

BOFS : "Aunty, wan to buy fish or not? the fish is fresh like it just jump out of water!"

Sister : "eh...don call me aunty ha...else i swap stall buy fish.."

BOFS : "okay, okay...er...lenglui...this fish very fresh one."

Paparaaapa : "er...boss how much is the sultan fish?"

BOFS : "pi pi nia, 1kg MYR8.00 lah."

Paparaaapa : "er...how about the crab?"

BOFS : "oh...lagi sui...MYR12.oo per kilo."

Paparaaapa : "Okay, give me 2 kg of prawn."

BOFS : *WTF*keep asking irrelevant thing*tek kun meh?*

Sister : "Just give me the Sultan fish, thank you ha."

Princess : "At this morning hour, your Kacau engine oledi hidup liaw? so fast ah?"

Paparaaapa : "Abathen...eh, Let's go to the laksa stall liaw lah."

Arrived at the Laksa stall....

Pricess : " I wan Kolomee, put red ah."

Sister : "wan tan with mee."

Paparaaapa : "wah...boss got special Laksa woh...i wan to order one"

Boss : "Yes, one?"

Paparaaapa : "For sure! By the way ah, what is the different between the normal laksa and special one?"

Boss : "Price loh..."

Paparaaapa : "..........................."

Boss : "No lah, just joking nia...got more prawn lah..."

Paparaaapa : "oh..thank you"

Sister and Princess : *ROTFLODVL* "So early kena suan also...haha"

Paparaaapa : "Wateverlah....."

After the meal, i ta-pau another for special laksa...cos it taste damn nice you know...you should have try it out~!

Installation Disc

While having my lunch in office....

Princess : "Oi! Your fren coming looking for you ah!"

Paparaaapa : "Who woh? who disturb me lunch woh..."

Uncle #1 : " Oh..lucky you are here oh...eh i buy a new handphone here, got botot one and i wan to transfer my mp3 to fone, how ha?"

Uncle #2 : " Ya ya, i also wan."

Paparaaapa : "oh...easy jobs lah, you got the CD? installation cd?"

Uncle #1 : "Ha mik lai eh?"

Paparaaapa : "The part you buy your handphone they give u a box right?The CD is inside."

Uncle #2 : "Oh! oh! I know, i have the cd!"

Paparaaapa : "Yup that's CD, you install it on your pc and use the bluetooth device to locate it"

Uncle #1 : "Oh..like that hia? sound easy ho? you got sell botot device or not?"

Paparaaapa : " Of cos, here it is" *hand over the bluetooth device*

Uncle #2 : "Wuaaaa!So small one?! i tot veri big oh~eh...bei lam ler(not blue ler)"

Paparaaapa : "Name only nia!"

Uncle #1 : "Okay, i take this..."

Paparaaapa : "Thanks, MYR65.00"

Uncle #1 : "Welcome..let's go"

Uncle #2 : "Wait! wait!, eh...sir, use DVD player can or not? i also wan a bluetooth device."

Paparaaapa : *ROTFLOVDL* " cannot sir, only for computer..."

Uncle #2 : "VCD player ler?"

Paparaaapa : "cannot!"

Both uncle : "bye bye."

"Beef Steak" from MBKS

Branded "MBKS punya steak"

Paparaaapa : "Wah, out of ticket i go to buy, you wait here okay?"

Technician : "No problem...wah si ha ma?"

Paparaaapa : *running to next block to get ticket"

Technician : "oink...so damn hot, go down car and sok sok ciger sin~, Oh..don waste boss's fuel.Switcth off the engine for him, hehe...clever ler me.."

Technician : *Switch the engine off and walk behind the car,Very song sucking the ciger*Slurp*

Paparaaapa : "Eh..why you outside?"

Technician : "hehe..wan a ciger mah, so go out and off your engine lah"

Paparaaapa : "Oiii!!!OMFG!!!WTH i got beef steak??!!"

Technician : "ha..yameh?How come i cannot feel one?They have ninja skill isit?!"

Paparaaapa : " You loh!,why bloddy hell si hoi(switch off engine)..they tot no people and you stand behind my car there...."

Technician : "Sorry loh...few cents only ma..."

Paparaaapa : *using buddha-mountain-no-shadow-hand(佛山无影手)*Piak,Piak,Bong*

Technician : *Head look like crayon shinchan*

*While 2 of us mumbling, i forgot to put on another ticket...so i get another "beef steak"...WTF*

Acronym....

I bet some of them still donno what is an "Acronym" right? I explain it here

LMAO = Laugh My Ass Off
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor
LOL = Laugh Out Loud

This is just a few nia lah....this is worst
LMAOPIMPROFLMAOWTIME = Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes.

waliu....that is the longest Acronym i ever read...and yet never saw it on anyone's blog...

Cuci Computer...

Early in the morning....
Paparaaapa : "What can we help you madam?"

Ah Soh : "Sure, eh can you help me check my pc or not? Lochong cannot open."

Paparaaapa : "What do you mean?"

Ah Soh : "My son said lots of the application in the pc cannot executed and sipei-ban(damn slow), if possible can you please "cuci" it also?"

Paparaaapa : " I see, probably getting spyware or ad-ware lah."

Ah Soh : "I donno nowaday pc even kena water still ok woh, high-tech ho?"

Paparaaapa : "Aunty ah, we actually doing the reformattion for your pc, nothing to do with the washing using sabun...ok?"

Ah Soh : "Is it? Oh..all the while i get the wrong idea lah?"

Paparaaapa : "abathen?"

Ah Soh : "Can you add something so the spaiware or tupperware will not affect my pc?"

Paparaaapa : "It is spyware and adware, just telling your son don browse porn site or others 18SX site, and don click on the pop-up."

Ah Soh : "Porn site huh?! that kid is going to die, telling me wan to do project?! and asking me installing streamyass connection!"

Paparaaapa : "ehm....er...ah soh, i think tomolo you can pick up your pc liaw.Thank you!"

Ah Soh : *Mumbling*....

Quiz.....Testing your IQ

1. 什么产品, 生产日期和限期是同一日的?
答案 : [ 报纸 ]

2. 什么时候一只马能够吃掉一头象?
答案 : [ 下中国象棋的时候 ]

1. What product, the date of manufacturing is the same as the expiry date?
Answer : [ newspaper ]

2. When can a horse eat a whole elephant?
Answer : [ when playing Chinese Chess ]

Taken From Dr,liew

Plate Number....

One very damn hot evening, paparaaapa was stuck in the traffic jam with his bloddy hell fren...at Jalan " laksadimana"...
Friend : "eh, you see...why nowaday ah, more and more people buy number for their car ho? show off or what?"
Paparaaapa : "abathen? People wan to show off also cannot?"
Friend : "no lah, just wonder some of them the number "alang alang one", see that see that...XXX6696, and that also..XXX8088, why don they just buy complete?"
Paparaaapa : "eh, you think cheap hia?if 4 number straight ah, cost you at least, 10k lah dude!"
Friend : "yeah meh?"
Paparaaapa : "wah...why still "people-moountain-people-sea"?sian ah..so long one the que"

Food Store-"No Name Food Center"

Sugarcane with Seacoconut, this is one of the famous drink in this "No-name food center", the sugarcane was added with seacoconut and summore a bit ginseng taste.
The Seacoconut that added into the drink.
"Kung Po Chicken Nut", chicken nugget cook with green peppers, red chilli, and onion. Becos it cook with chili so it taste extremely hot and spicy.
"Pai Kut Ong", pork meat cook with green pepper, pineapple added with potato sauces. Again. it is spicy too.

This is one of my favourites too, "bilin" or called "paku-pakis". Most people will prefer it cook with "Belacan", spicy food too, since i like the food to be spicy. You can find this "No-name Food center", beside the hollywood photo studio at Pandungan, or opposite AM Bank.

Food Review-"MeeSua"

MeeSua also called "Mee cooked with chicken mix with some chinese beer", damn long name too. This one is special since it's claypot style, others were served in a bowl.
Mushroom, chicken, ginger slip, and of cos the mix of chinese beer.
Taste nice served in hot, for my recommendation took all the soup since it is really taste great. Yet we pay for it bah...RM4.00

Line down again....

Paparaaapa : *Dialing the streamyass help line*, *press 2, press 1, press 3*
Streamyass : *All our technical is currently busy, please on hold, Thank you.."
Paparaaapa : *My ass ah..busy...*
Streamyass : Hello, Streamyass here may i help you?
Paparaaapa : Yes, i am mr.Lee here and i will like to make a complain.
Streamyass : can i have your user name please?
Paparaaapa : *username*
Streamyass : may i know register under whois name?
Paparaaapa : *giving name* who else wan to call your complain line woh...
Streamyass : what is your problem?
Paparaaapa : my streamyx line is not stable...bla..bla..bla..
Streamyass : Please check that your DSL line is stable or not...
Paparaaapa : Check before i call liaw...
Streamyass : Please by pass the splitter and try direct connection...
Paparaaapa : hello miss, i did all the stuff oledi, and i hope you will not asking me all this dummy question...ok? and will you please just generate a report number for me? asking them to check my port problem?
Streamyass : ......
Streamyass : hold on, i will generate a report for you, you sure you try everything?
Paparaaapa : YES!!!!
Streamyass : thank you
Paparaaapa : Thank you too...
Streamyass : *putting a lousy and bored music, irritating me*
Paparaaapa : *hold my breath and hope i will not faint before getting the report number*
Streamyass : thanks for holding sir, your service number is xxxxxx
Paparaaapa : Oh...thank you, bye bye...
Streamyass : what other thing can i help you sir......?
Paparaaapa : tut...tut...tut....
Streamyass : sir...?
Paparaaapa : tut...tut......tut..tut*hang up phone liaw*

and then just pass an hour i make the complain, my DSL line is stable and good to go for my streamyass line..oh yeah...

Luxucious Toilet

Precious Toilet, who will know a old court house still laying down a damn nice toilet, quality wise mozaic was installed, 2 feet square mozaic which imported from italy i was told by one of my fren. As soon i discover this, if possible i really like to explore in the woman toilet also..see what so different from others.

Snake here snake there.....

Found this in someone webpage, can't remember the site, but it give me a feel like playing snake. Don wan to work ler, then play snake lah. But this fellow is too much "overshit" about snaking..snake up the wall, snake up the cupboard...champion lah you...would'n dare to fight with you for snake king...